One trillion, seventy-nine million, six-hundred fifty-six thousand, four-hundred -n- forty-eight
February 1, 2012 | Written by peroFiled Under FUNNY!, Technology
This morning, as I opened my laptop, having planned to read some news, stop by a few blogs of friends, and such, a small message popped up on my screen.

This particular (soft)ware, while at one time very useful, is no longer useful (to me), because of the fact that it (software) alerts me to updated software that does not have the ability to run on my (non-Intel) Macintosh PowerBook. (I have written to them about this, and that is another story entirely.)
Anyway, as I was saying, my computer alerted me to the fact that my version of AppFresh expired 1079656448 days ago.
I stopped to ponder…1,079,656,448 days? That cannot possibly be right, how many years is that, anyway?
Since I (am not) / was not quite awake to a level that I wanted to do some (very) long division, I hit up some internet calculators to do that for me. (I feel I should redeem myself and mention that I was able to say the number in its entirety out-loud without the commas in place. I put those in for clarity for you folks, because I like you.)

Now, I would think that if you are from this planet, you are aware that is not quite possible. I pondered the software maker’s oversight regarding this. I wondered if maybe this was their idea of a joke. Maybe, somewhere in the programming somebody entered something incorrectly, and to this date, nobody has noticed.
(Either way, it occupied me for at least half an hour, including taking the time to write this post.)
special thanks to MathCats.com and calculateme.com
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When it came time for dinner, I decided to order chinese take-out. It sounded good, and I didn’t feel like cooking. I ate, and spent some time watching season 1 of Shameless (tv show on Shotime with William H. Macy). Sometime around 11-ish, I suddenly felt (let’s call it “intestinal distress”). It was a rather sudden onset of
Then I went to the pet store to pick up food for dog, and look for a double-latched leash.
Made pizza (crust) to have pizza for dinner… from scratch. (Made crust and topped it with purchased toppings).











