How the Ranting Started
Some of the rants on this page were originally e-mail to friends;
and they ended up being so wordy that they were dubbed rants.
Someone suggested I make a website using them because they thought they
were funny. Now you know the rest of the story.
Many of these are still using the old page style sheet...
I'll get to it eventually.
I am sorry for the inconsistencies in appearance!
Marshmallows
My aversion to these fluffy confections date back to childhood.
Show and Tell
Art is beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Telemarketers
Once upon a time, there were no laws to protect us from their intrusive mannerims.
Creative Writing
Even as a kid, I was known for being too literal.
Tragic Glass
Sometimes a bargain is not really such a bargain.
Third Time Charm
Making coffee seems simple enough.
Oh No! A Chain Letter
I hate chain letters. I only wish everyone else did too.
Bannana Conspiracy
1 banana + 1 clogged toilet + a phone call = conspiracy.
Cowardly Dog
My dog is a wimp.
Stop the insanity
If you are insane, are you aware of it?
Solitude
I WANT to be alone!
The punishment should fit the crime.
Vacation
Needing a break after the break.
Mi casa es su casa
What's mine is yours... I guess.
Gourmet Coffee ?
A teaspoon is a teaspoon is a teaspoon.
Fire in the kitchen
Help. Fire. Help! ... ?
A Doghouse full of Pancakes
How many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house?
What!? I'm not normal?
I don't mean to be PICKY or anything...
My Best Friend is a Mooch
Good Manners
Regrets
Hero for a Day
Cynical Insomniac


