How the Ranting Started

Some of the rants on this page were originally e-mail to friends; and they ended up being so wordy that they were dubbed rants. Someone suggested I make a website using them because they thought they were funny. Now you know the rest of the story.

Marshmallows
My aversion to these fluffy confections date back to childhood.

Show and Tell
Art is beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Telemarketers
Once upon a time, there were no laws to protect us from their intrusive mannerims.

Creative Writing
Even as a kid, I was known for being too literal.

Tragic Glass
Sometimes a bargain is not really such a bargain.

Third Time Charm
Making coffee seems simple enough.

Oh No! A Chain Letter
I hate chain letters. I only wish everyone else did too.

Bannana Conspiracy
1 banana + 1 clogged toilet + a phone call = conspiracy.

Cowardly Dog
My dog is a wimp.