More Mockery
introduction [328 kb]
Proper introduction of one's self is the key to success.
traffic report [690 kb]
The place to go to get your 30 second traffic update.
oh, man! [76 kb]
I had a hard day. I need a beer!
ladel pegs
[1.01 mb]
Pero tells a story It is funnier if you read the read me first, then listen to the wav. Wav
has mis-pronounciations, but I left it alone.
chicken little [670 kb]
Another children's classic - from the Redux Collection.
¿habla usted el español? [672 kb]
A basic spanish lesson - by Professor Pero
strange dream [183 kb]
A riddle. If you know the answer, please tell me.
incohol [495 kb]
Remake of the drunken explanation to occifer that is floating around the internet.
spam [193 kb]
For my friend , "Q", whose dad brings her canned Spam by the case.
potato/e [137 kb]
You say poh-tay-toe. I say po-tah-toe. Sorry, Mr. Quayle, neither really ends in "E".
election 2000 [1.1 mb]
Public Service Announcement: Voting Irregularities in Florida During the 2000 Presidential
Election are driving our valued celebrities out of the country. Please help.
(Don't get your droz all into a political twist over this. It's supposed to be funny.)
big hill [64 kb]
A sound clip of Pero when he was four years old going sledding on vacation. This was extracted from a very old cassette tape.
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